Come On Britney..I'm from the South too..and believe it or not..we do actually take baths..and comb our hair! It seems that every time we see you publically..you look unkept and your personal hygiene looks so poor. You need some people in your personal circle who actually have heard of Dove soap and Shampoo. (A hot oil treatment would help alot too..but let's first make sure that your wig collection would be compatible!)